Christmas Tornadoes!!! 

“It was a lovely area…..Humans occupy areas. Unfortunately, humans behave badly upon occasion.” — Joe Kenda, Homicide Hunter

Why’s everyone complaining about the world ending? There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now

(Source: tapdancers)

lesbiancutie:

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

(Source: rapbattles)

Why can’t I have talent? ANY talent. Like I’d be okay with ventriloquism or geography bowls or double joints. 

nosdrinker:

*Heelys away from the haters*